Music and People
It seems to me that a good number of people don't understand their favorite songs. They just like the way it sounds and suddenly they are oblivious to what the lyrics actually mean.
For example, I like Mr. Brightside by The Killers. A song about a girl who is sleeping with someone else while the singer laments about his jealousy. I've met at least a half dozen girls who say that the song reminds them of their boyfriends.
Now, this should mean that either the girl was sleeping around or their boyfriend was sleeping around. You'd think that this would drive them to not like the song. But in the end, they just like the way it sounds and rationalise the lyrics in their head. The song is about being jealous, it is as simple as that. But they will toss whatever meaning they want into it and pretend they understand it.
Another example: Choke on This by Senses Fail. A song about a girl who the singer is simply using and has no real care for due to his past heartaches. A good song, but again I find girls saying their boyfriends picked it as their song. Yes, a song that starts "Half-smoked cigarettes and you're the trash that infests my sheets. Can't make a wife out of a whore, don't want your skin on me." That is one hell of a song to base your relationship on. Especially when it gets to the lyric, "Blow your brains out on me." Aw, isn't that a sweet song for your beau?
There are all sorts of songs that have people talking about how great it is while they don't understand it. Yes, some songs are meant to be cryptic, but most people don't choose those songs as their favorites. They select a song that the lyrics are clear, but they still misinterpret them. I mean, if you are going to pick a song to share, pick one that doesn't suggest one of you is a massive whore.
However, you likely misinterpreted this post, because the true meaning behind it is something that only those who know me will figure out. Mwahaha... meh, really I was just bored.
Posted by BlackBirdOmega on Saturday, August 02, 2008 06:42PM
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Ten Helpful Driving Tips
I drive enough to where I have made promises to kill about 212 people that I have seen on the road. But instead of adding to that tally, I shall offer some helpful tips.
1. Speed limits aren't math problems. If you see a sign that says 25, that doesn't mean go 2+5. You'd be surprised how many people seem to think this is the case.
2. Turning signals were put on cars for a reason. Use them, we don't know what you're doing. If you see someone waiting at a stop sign for you to pass and you are turning, its helpful to not leave them guessing until they have no chance to pull out until another break in traffic.
3. If you are coming to a red light and are going straight while in the right(left everywhere else) lane, check behind you. If someone is turning and you have room to switch lanes, do it. Some people don't feel like waiting five minutes behind you just so they can drive 8 feet once you get out of their way.
4. Fog lights are called "fog" lights for a reason. They aren't "heavily-lit-city" lights. Some of us like having our corneas intact when we are driving.
5. Listen to whatever music you want, but let us listen to the music we want. I've been in cars with the music blasting at these levels. When all you hear is the rupturing of your eardrums, that is too loud.
6. When you pull up next to someone who is waiting for a break in traffic, don't block their line of sight. We'd appreciate it if we could see whether or not pulling forwards will kill us.
7. If you are driving down a busy road and miss your turn, don't slam on your breaks. As a matter of fact, if you freaking pay attention, you probably won't miss your turn as much.
8. If you need glasses to see, then wear them while driving. From what I understand, sight is kind of important when you drive.
9. At night, turn your lights on. I know that most people do this, but some people don't when they have done something illegal. They figure it will keep the cops from catching them. Hey, if you're driving down the street at night with your lights off, a cop WILL pull you over if they see you. If you're gonna do something stupid, do it intelligently.
10. Don't drive. Seriously, just don't do it.
Posted by BlackBirdOmega on Sunday, July 27, 2008 04:30AM
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The internet died?
BYOND appears to have gone down, as well as my web hosting company. Something odd is happening. Oh no, its Y2K8!!!
Everyone connect to
byond://69.59.191.178:3250
Posted by BlackBirdOmega on Saturday, July 19, 2008 05:06AM
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(Edited on Saturday, July 19, 2008 05:12AM)
Possible Permament Disbarment for JT
Posted by BlackBirdOmega on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 01:10PM
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Things I Love
- People who pull up too far ahead at a stop sign so you can't see around them even though you have been waiting there longer.
- People who park in the far right of a parking space so you get to climb in through the passenger side.
- People who make claims about the evils of entertainment while showing blind ignorance about the entire subject, and those who allow them to pass laws based on these falicious claims.
- Laws that basically make it nearly illegal to even push someone who is stabbing you to death, because that would be assault.
- People who legislate morality, not realising that morality is subjective.
- The electoral college that says the majority can lose a vote because certain states have more residents. Even if those people don't vote.
- Democrats, republicans, centrists, and statists.
- The libertarian party. (Oh, I know! We'll nominate a statist republican neo-con! That'll help the cause of personal freedom!)
- Warranty work that results in 2+ months of "It'll be a couple more days before it is ready."
- People who respond to a post, video, or article by quoting it as if no one else had watched it. Extra love for people who quote it wrong.
- That autofelating, narcissistic, liar, Steve Jobs.
- Anything with 'i' as the first letter in the title.
- Political correctness.
- The Patriot Act.
- The FCC.
- People who use the term 'lol' as a regular verb.
- People who pronounce 'lol'.
- People who use 'lol' outside of the internet.
- When you're typing a long post, the copying function of your download comes up, and it registers your keystroke as a cancel command.
- When you have less than 10 seconds to ctrl+alt+del out of a program and set its affinity to a single cpu before it crashes.
- When someone who borrowed your dress shoes goes to prison for five years, leaving you without your dress shoes.
- Vista.
- Cliffhangers in games. Sure, I paid 60 bucks for this, why should I get any sort of resolution for the ending?
- Developers who don't realise that is one of the reasons people are so jaded when it comes to buying games, often opting to download them via torrent instead.
- People who speculate about economic issues, which causes the economy to go haywire.
- And all the other things that will one day cause me to jump off the top floor of a tall, tall building.
Posted by BlackBirdOmega on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 11:58AM
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